Yo yo yo, check it out! Uh-huh uh-huh...
Haro, my name is Lackie Gan and I am 2.5 years old. You may remember me from Ah Um's earlier posts. Well, I decided that age shall no longer be a barrier to enjoying the online activities that Ah Um and Ah Pek are so into. Enough of climbing onto Ah Um's lap and ordering her to scroll up and down and read to me liao. I am taking matters into my own hands now, nevermind if they're really small hands. I don't want to miss out on a single thing just because I'm small. *happy waves* :)
I have so many names. Lesser kids would be hopelessly confused, but not me. No siree, I know
exactly what to answer to. I am Jermaine or Baby to Daddy and Mummy, Jiaxuan to Yeh Yeh and Nai Nai, Lackie or See Tua Pui to Ah Pek and Ah Um. Sat boh?
Let's be buay paiseh here lah. People often think I'm a little genius, and I do admit that I am super high IQ and quite the damn smart. My favorite thing is telling Ah Um I'm a princess and she's a see tua pui, but when I want that packet of Chickadee in her hands, I will tell her what she wants to hear...that
she's the princess and
I'm the see tua pui. Kiang boh? If I do say so myself lor...kekekeke. :p
Here I am posing with my greatest likeness. Can't tell us apart, can you? Didn't think so. ;) That's my ever-suffering Daddy in the background.
These are some of my favorite things in the whole wide world...
1) My stinky pink pillow (affectionately known as Zai Zai). I have come to rely on Zai Zai so much as my source of comfort that I
cannot sleep without sniffing him. Never mind that his smell enough is alone to send everyone, especially Ah Um *evil grin* running in the opposite direction.
2) The thingy I always have stuffed into my mouth. That is known as my Du Du. I also
have to have it to sleep, otherwise I'll be a cranky little spawn of Satan.
3) Barney (
I love you, you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug,and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me TOO!)...this should be the universal love song...ooh-weee!! I love Barney. Barney is my hero!
4) Xiao Ding Dang. Along with Barney, these are the two cartoons I
have to force my beloved Ah Pek to watch with me over and over and over again. Like, I already know exactly when Barney is going to fall down or what Xiao Ding Dang will say next, but I still have to watch them again and again. I know Ah Pek thinks I'm torturing him, but I have no choice when Ah Um won't entertain me lor. :(
5) Ribena. One of my favorite drinks in the world. Especially when I am drinking it while walking. Most of the time I just spill it all over the floor and kena yelled by Yeh Yeh. *wicked grin*
6) Yakult. Another one of my favorite drinks in the world. I would finish all 5 if I could have it my way, but I can't, so... :(
7) Mum mum. I luuuuurrrrve to eat *slurp*. Even when I've already had my zhou and my milk-milk, I still
have to stuff myself with another biscuit, another potato chip, another ice-cream, another Pocky...'nuff said! I spot food only I super lao nua...wah biang aye, sometimes I even have to catch myself in time and wipe some nua off with my sleeve...hahaha. I am the original
Di Di Jiak...and no one can come close to beating me in
yau kwee lor. If you want to be my best friend-friend, you only need to dangle food in my face and
I will follow you, follow you wherever you may goooo......
Careful you can't shake me off after that though...kekekekeke! You know what they say about hungry ghosts. :p
8) Orh-orh. Here's me during Slumbertime. Don't I look absolutely to-die-for
cuuute? Check out those porky lips and fat porky cheeks.
I'm such a pig I wouldn't wake up even if the room shook and caved in on me. Here's proof lor, check it out. Cheek kena pinch until blue-black still cannot wake up. Hai, sibeh jia lat wun me. :(
9) Bath-time with Ah Um. I don't usually like to pong pong, but Ah Um has me converted. Bath-time with her is fun and interactive...she actually teaches me how to scrub my armpits and between my toes. Plus she lets me play with bubbles and water...
so shiok!!
I am usually dirty and grubby, but ever since Ah Um's lessons in bathing and hygiene...I have been very mindful about parking my filthy, unwashed ass where it doesn't belong, or anyhow touch or lean against dirty public places like I used to. I now know that the only time I am allowed on Ah Um's bed is when I'm clean and freshly bathed. Thank you for the lessons in cleanliness, Ah Um!
10) Terrorizing the entire Gan clan. I am known to fly off the handle when I'm cranky, and believe me, I am
often cranky. These days, though, I am better behaved thanks to Ah Pek and Ah Um's strict discipline regime. All Ah Pek has to bark at me is,
"I'm warning you ahh. 1...2..." and that alone would instill such terror in me I would stop pulling whatever stunt I'm pulling and shut the hell up. I wouldn't want to try him, man...I wouldn't know what shit will hit the ceiling once he gets to the count of
3.
Sianzzz. Cannot pull stunt with Ah Um either. I did try my darndest to ruffle her feathers by being as impossible as I could possibly be, and all it got me was such a tight slap my poor cheek smarted for the whole day after that.
Baaad Ah Um. Now I know better than to try. :(
11) Hanging out with my favorite person in the world...my dearest Ah Pek. He's so cool and dotes on me so much. He has my deepest respect because we can be playmates, yet at the same time, he imparts much discipline and wisdom (which I so
very much need!).
Heheh. Me and my Ah Pek are like soooo tight. Here's Ah Pek lying there unusually docile and quiet after I'm done ka-cheowing him the whole day. Can tell he super bushed hor? Ah Pek can't escape my evil clutches wun lah. I'm known to be the killer combination of super Energizer bunny and being utterly merciless lor *wicked evil grin*.
My m.o. in living...eat, fart and ka-cheow, for life is short. ;)
Flying kisses to all! Muaks!!
Stay tuned! ;)
