Tuesday, September 22

Another 1 of my super boh leow conversation

Alvin- Awesomeness says:
eh she want u to buy car with her
?????? says:
err...
?????? says:
i think i got no $ for 1907 model lancer leh
?????? says:
should be very x! cuz so old leow
@@c_gal~running........ says:
wei
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
oh wait... ya lor.. like 102 years liao
?????? says:
yar lor
?????? says:
so old. muz be worth a lot of $
?????? says:
u tink it runs on normal petrol or coal?
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
maybe msia will claim it's their car
?????? says:
but malaysia invented car mah
?????? says:
they oso invented shit
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
haha... 
?????? says:
so i think they can claim all our shits all theirs
@@c_gal~running........ says:
wa lao
@@c_gal~running........ says:
u all hor
@@c_gal~running........ says:
v evil
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
eh i gtg do work.. so cindy asking u to go with her buy second hand car
?????? says:
but hor cindy, u buy the 1902 car leow is bery mafun de
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
my friend bought a toyota starlet 92 left 2 years for 6k
?????? says:
i think no spare part leow & not easy to buy coal nowadays
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
i hear that one wont die one. nuclear holocaust also will survive kind
@@c_gal~running........ says:
sai la
?????? says:
haha. so u tink nxt time we shit muz pay boh?
?????? says:
check with ur malaysian wife leh alvin
?????? says:
wat's e levy? cuz too x then i try not to shit so much leow
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
er.. but they lowering the maid levy for indonesia
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
think they want to claim that maids originate from msia liao
@@c_gal~running........ says:
tts v hard for u lo.. u r so full o shit
?????? says:
u so lucky! got malaysian wife originated from malaysia
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
ya lor.. she can cook hainanese chicken rice, laksa, and chilli crab
?????? says:
so u tink 2morow malaysia will come to sillypore & claim back all e malaysian wifes boh?
?????? says:
so heng lor u!
?????? says:
so remember to check with ur wife on the shit levy ok?
?????? says:
& tis discussion is so boh leow. i got to post it in my blog leow
@@c_gal~running........ says:
both of u r so full of shit ley
@@c_gal~running........ says:
pls thr is no discussion lo.. is only u talkin lo
?????? says:
i tinkn nxt time i grow old i can publish a book on sibei boh leow, yet interesting & sibei smart conversation by me. hahahahahaha
@@c_gal~running........ says:
n hor ur shit levy is most exp coz u r so full of shit... u better go take up part time job
?????? says:
but at least i know 07 lancer is made in 2007 & not ask Q like how old is ur lancer huh? hahahahaha
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
ok.. checked. 1kg levy 50rm.. but if u pay the person weighing it 20rm can liao
?????? says:
i mean how old is ur 2007 lancer huh? hahahaha
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
fuck leh ck..
?????? says:
my dad malaysian got discount boh?
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
so he can cook chilli crab ah
?????? says:
if got then can i claim all shit in my famili from him alone?
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
ok u're ignored liao
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
cindy when u intending to get car
@@c_gal~running........ says:
i nv see properly can anot
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
go sg carmart look see lor
?????? says:
can. he oso can cook bak kut teh & chicken lice
@@c_gal~running........ says:
u ppl so mean ley
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
go ur house eat bahkutteh leh
?????? says:
onli ur wife can come. we onli welcome malaysian
@@c_gal~running........ says:
i love bak ku teh
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
and when u getting more otah
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
cb
?????? says:
cuz they r the smartest ting on earth. they invented so many tings
?????? says:
u tink if i give up my sillypore citizenship & becum malaysian then i will becum smarter boh?
?????? says:
then i can invent someting or i can juz claim a lot of tings r invented by me?
?????? says:
& cindy, dun be so evil leh! eat bak ku teh later eat ur relatives by accident how!
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
nahbeh u really verbal diarrhoea leh
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
ha
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
marcus jio sprint thurs
?????? says:
thurs? thought we going to the gym leow?
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
before gym
?????? says:
ok. wat time?
?????? says:
630 at tpy?
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
think so
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
k la gtg
?????? says:
bye. ok. let me noe
@@c_gal~running........ says:
i nt scare
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
all the best for ur car shopping cindy
@@c_gal~running........ says:
coz all r ur relatives
?????? says:
y u say these kind of mean tings abt alvin!
@@c_gal~running........ says:
hai alvin is nicer.. though he is oso v evil for tellin u
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
and go watch super junior 'sorry sorry'
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
haha
?????? says:
i going to watch rtm 2
?????? says:
i want to invent things oso
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
fuck off
Alvin- Awesomeness says:
night asses
@@c_gal~running........ says:
haha
@@c_gal~running........ says:
watch ntv7
?????? says:
i cannot belive it. alvin wants to F cindy!!!
@@c_gal~running........ says:
sai la
?????? says:
he said it leh
?????? says:
neber noe he oso like pork. hehe
@@c_gal~running........ says:
he likes u ok.
@@c_gal~running........ says:
u 2 gays
?????? says:
i am not but i cannot stop pple from loving me lor
?????? says:
cuz i am so lovable. hahahahahahaha
@@c_gal~running........ says:
*puke*
?????? says:
dun jealous leh!
?????? says:
at least alvin likes to eat pork mah
@@c_gal~running........ says:
wa... i need to be jealous of u meh
@@c_gal~running........ says:
n no lo... alvin likes mutton
?????? says:
tat is quite true oso
?????? says:
u r more like a pig than a goat
?????? says:
my mistake
?????? says:
haha
@@c_gal~running........ says:
pls go n die
?????? says:
i tried but hell too packed leow. hahaha
@@c_gal~running........ says:
dun blur
@@c_gal~running........ says:
u haven try hard enuff
?????? says:
i swear i did but they told me u r going soon leow & after you there is no more space in hell leow. hahahahahahahaha
@@c_gal~running........ says:
aiya... den u can go 1st lo
@@c_gal~running........ says:
coz i think i sure live longer than u one
@@c_gal~running........ says:
hahaha
?????? says:
think they prefer bbq pork leh. hehe

 

Tuesday, July 14

Evian Roller Babies



Breakdancing baby Yamakasi. I just had to post this ad. It's beyond cute (though creepy to some). Wish Lackie could master 1/10 of these tykes' seamless little feats. :p

Monday, July 13

Another boh leow conversation

?????? says:
& dun be so jealous leh
?????? says:
l oso neber look down on u for using cheapo faceshop product leh
Alvin- Sisley for sissies says:
er... pls lor
Alvin- Sisley for sissies says:
nivea is like the best lor
?????? says:
although u can tell it is not working cuz u still look like fuck mah
?????? says:
while i look like lee hsien loong now lor
Alvin- Sisley for sissies says:
lam pa lor
?????? says:
ur black head r so big tat i thought u got 2 nose lor. hahahaha
Alvin- Sisley for sissies says:
cannot be lor
Alvin- Sisley for sissies says:
cos the seaweed thing is very branded lor
Alvin- Sisley for sissies says:
from korea leh
?????? says:
hahahaha. korea is the poor man's japan
?????? says:
korean bery happy to be mistaken as jap but not the other way rd lor. hahahahahahaha
Alvin- Sisley for sissies says:
so where is sisley frm
Alvin- Sisley for sissies says:
bring tmr leh so i can show u how to maximise its effects
?????? says:
err... i tink it is Krypton but my cousin says it is from france lor
?????? says:
err... my cousin says it dun work on pigs de leh. hahahahaha
?????? says:
so i tink u better stick to ur 2 nose blackhead

Sunday, June 28

Sunday Dragons 1st trophy


We have finally won someting in a major tournament. We came in 3rd in the Minor Final for the inter business & club open. I am not extremly happy cuz I noe we can do better but yet we chose not to. I feel this 3rd place in a Minor Final is just a reminder that we are not good enough to make the Grand final. Haha.

Alvin is right to say this is the best the team can do at the kind of effort they are willing to put in so I cannot expect more. The pig is also right when he said that we are now behind PLK although we started ard the same time. We used to be better than them but they are now ahead of us leow. Our aim should be to beat PLK 1st before we can dream on taking on the bigger teams. ZY commented we can still improve & we juz need to lose some weight & improve on our strength. Err... of cuz we noe that lah. We also noe if we train more then we should get better results. We put in more then we up our chances of better returns but noeing & doing are 2 different tings ba. Haha.

Overall I am still glad we did better & improve on our past results, especially the gals. They also got into a Minor Final in the Gals Open. Really fantastic effort! Really happy for them & I expect better results from them if they are willing to put in more which I noe they are capable of & willing to.

Feeling really tired after this race. Dun noe why? Wonder whether it is the age or realilty bites??? hahaha

Friday, May 15

Alvin is GAY!!!

Alvin- Swine says:
eh.. if i use blackhead remover cream, then after that must use toner?
?????? says:
err... how e fuck i noe?
?????? says:
my cousin said yes
?????? says:
my cousin was tinking which gal asked me tis q. hahahaha
Alvin- Swine says:
er...
Alvin- Swine says:
pls lor
Alvin- Swine says:
guys also got blackhead one leh
Alvin- Swine says:
she got use greentea blackhead cream from face shop before?
?????? says:
but where got guys use toner de?
Alvin- Swine says:
but must close the pores right? so must use toner? 
?????? says:
she said yar
Alvin- Swine says:
if not bacteria and dirt will collect and cos a pimple right?
?????? says:
but she said face shop stuff is for cheapskate. hahahahaha
Alvin- Swine says:
nahbeh
?????? says:
someting like tat. hahahaha
Alvin- Swine says:
how to use that one ah?
Alvin- Swine says:
the greentea one
Alvin- Swine says:
is it just apply on nose and wash off? or must wait?
Alvin- Swine says:
cos dunno how it removes the blackhead
?????? says:
u muz let it dry on ur nose then u peel off
?????? says:
u idiot!!!
?????? says:
& my cousin said sk2 is e bestest
Alvin- Swine says:
how to peel off? it doesn't peel leh
Alvin- Swine says:
rub off can la... but doesn't peel like pore pack kind
?????? says:
my cousin is really sad tat some of my fres can't read
Alvin- Swine says:
i not sammi cheng leh
Alvin- Swine says:
er... it's in korean
Alvin- Swine says:
the back
?????? says:
hahahahaha. then who u bought it from?
Alvin- Swine says:
if i noe korean i won't be stuck with msian liao
Alvin- Swine says:
someone come to sch and sell
Alvin- Swine says:
so i pretend to buy for shuwen for myself lor
?????? says:
true oso. my cousin said it is either peel off or rub off
Alvin- Swine says:
ok.. actually if u save this conversation it's more gay lor
?????? says:
i am going to post it on my blog leow