Wah, sibeh joon!

Committee Law

1. A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brain.

2. A camel is a horse which was designed by a committee

3. If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.

4. A committee is twelve people doing the work of one.

Committee Rules

1. Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.

2. Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.

3. Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.

4. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.

5. Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.