Juz came back from a really fun trip with some of the coolest people on the planet. Destination was a little town up north. The trip started on the perfect note with me, Mr Ou & Cacy waiting for ZY at the bus stop. No big surprise as ZY is forever late. It was a miracle that we managed to reach the meeting point on time.
7 hrs of bus ride was what it took us to reach this famous little town. Managed to check into the hotel at 5am which was great as we badly needed a place to wash up after the long bus ride. As usual, me came prepared with a list of muz eat food. Lucky for me errrr… I mean us was 1st stop (Dim Sum Restaurant) was juz behind our hotel. Shared a room with CT & Mr Ou so we waited patiently for the restaurant to open their door to welcum us. Once the clock reached 6am, the 3 of us rushed to knock on the doors of the girls to invite them to breakfast. As friends might have read from my previous entry, most of the girls I noe r handicapped. I am sure u can tell by now I am an extremely good person. Luve to travel with handicapped. The girls instead of thanking us for waking them up started to verbally abuse us. It is not everyday you get to enjoyed breakfast with the company of 2.5 good looking guys. FYI, I am a full guy and between Mr Ou & CT, you should be grateful to get 1.5 guys. Haha. Toking about gratitude sia! It is ok de. The 3 of us are magnanimous people. Forgave them & the 3 of us went down on our own to eat. As usual, when the 3 of us were about to finish, the handicappers showed up & we had to wait for another 30 mins for them to finish eating. Handicapped eat bery slow de but lucky the 3 of us r bery patient people.
Our next destination was rafting which was great until Cacy, Mr Ou & Kennix decided to drift away while attempting to swim across the river. Hahahaha. Fantastic view from where we were standing. $ back leow just to see the panic look on their faces and hearing Cacy screaming for help. Caving was next. It was really boring at first as the guide kept pointing to some shadows on the walls claiming they looked like some animals. "All natural!", claimed the guide but all CT & I saw was people having sex. Cannot see any animal leh except for maybe doggie lor. Haha. One great virtue of Singaporean is we r really damm geh kiang de. Never trust any1 & keep tinking strangers r up to no good. When the guide told us to leave our bags outside for safekeeping, some nahbeh asshole (I tink it is either me or CT or both of us lor) claimed we can never do tat! Our tings confirmed will kenna stolen as every1 is out to steal from us de. So we put all our valuables into Cass’s bag & carried it into the cave. 1st part was still ok as we r all walking on perfect path. 2nd part was the fun part as we had to leopard crawl in milky water. The bag of 10 wallets, 10 passports, 10 handphones & camera turned out to be a total nitemare! Imagined squeezing through little gaps with the stupid treasure bag! Perfect lesson for geh kiang Singaporean! Hahahaha.
The day ended with a nice dinner with louzy service at a Chinese restaurant nearby. My favorite dish was the prince duck. Think I will recommend to all my friends that visit this small town in future.
The next morning, CT, Mr Ou & I decided to pay old town a visit & learning from yesterday's lesson, we decided not to wake the handicappers & let them have more beauty sleep. U noe ugly people needs to sleep a lot to becum beautiful de mah. Hehe. Old town was great! We were really lucky to have Mr Ou with us cuz he speaks cantonese like a true Hong Kong People. Every1 in old town speaks cantonese & all thanks to Mr Ou, everyting we ordered came in 3 instead of 1. Haha. Food was fantastic & the 3 of us being super greatest & nicest guys in the world decided to buy some food back for the handicappers. Pretty sure that the handicappers would definitely sing our praises this time as we let them sleep as much as they needed to turn beautiful and bought food for them but we were more than wrong lor! Handicappers turned mad dogs & started barking at us for not waking them up to go to the old town!
That's the story of slaves like us. We can neber do anyting rite! Overall, fantastic trip & I can't wait to serve the oppps ... I mean travel with my bunch of bestest and most favorites handicappers again!
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