Sunday Dragons 1st trophy

We have finally won someting in a major tournament. We came in 3rd in the Minor Final for the inter business & club open. I am not extremly happy cuz I noe we can do better but yet we chose not to. I feel this 3rd place in a Minor Final is just a reminder that we are not good enough to make the Grand final. Haha.

Alvin is right to say this is the best the team can do at the kind of effort they are willing to put in so I cannot expect more. The pig is also right when he said that we are now behind PLK although we started ard the same time. We used to be better than them but they are now ahead of us leow. Our aim should be to beat PLK 1st before we can dream on taking on the bigger teams. ZY commented we can still improve & we juz need to lose some weight & improve on our strength. Err... of cuz we noe that lah. We also noe if we train more then we should get better results. We put in more then we up our chances of better returns but noeing & doing are 2 different tings ba. Haha.

Overall I am still glad we did better & improve on our past results, especially the gals. They also got into a Minor Final in the Gals Open. Really fantastic effort! Really happy for them & I expect better results from them if they are willing to put in more which I noe they are capable of & willing to.

Feeling really tired after this race. Dun noe why? Wonder whether it is the age or realilty bites??? hahaha

Alvin is GAY!!!

Alvin- Swine says:
eh.. if i use blackhead remover cream, then after that must use toner?
?????? says:
err... how e fuck i noe?
?????? says:
my cousin said yes
?????? says:
my cousin was tinking which gal asked me tis q. hahahaha
Alvin- Swine says:
er...
Alvin- Swine says:
pls lor
Alvin- Swine says:
guys also got blackhead one leh
Alvin- Swine says:
she got use greentea blackhead cream from face shop before?
?????? says:
but where got guys use toner de?
Alvin- Swine says:
but must close the pores right? so must use toner?　
?????? says:
she said yar
Alvin- Swine says:
if not bacteria and dirt will collect and cos a pimple right?
?????? says:
but she said face shop stuff is for cheapskate. hahahahaha
Alvin- Swine says:
nahbeh
?????? says:
someting like tat. hahahaha
Alvin- Swine says:
how to use that one ah?
Alvin- Swine says:
the greentea one
Alvin- Swine says:
is it just apply on nose and wash off? or must wait?
Alvin- Swine says:
cos dunno how it removes the blackhead
?????? says:
u muz let it dry on ur nose then u peel off
?????? says:
u idiot!!!
?????? says:
& my cousin said sk2 is e bestest
Alvin- Swine says:
how to peel off? it doesn't peel leh
Alvin- Swine says:
rub off can la... but doesn't peel like pore pack kind
?????? says:
my cousin is really sad tat some of my fres can't read
Alvin- Swine says:
i not sammi cheng leh
Alvin- Swine says:
er... it's in korean
Alvin- Swine says:
the back
?????? says:
hahahahaha. then who u bought it from?
Alvin- Swine says:
if i noe korean i won't be stuck with msian liao
Alvin- Swine says:
someone come to sch and sell
Alvin- Swine says:
so i pretend to buy for shuwen for myself lor
?????? says:
true oso. my cousin said it is either peel off or rub off
Alvin- Swine says:
ok.. actually if u save this conversation it's more gay lor
?????? says:
i am going to post it on my blog leow

A friend in his food

Look what my BIL found in the sambal on his plate last night?


I can't help but shudder just looking at the pic and imagine leh, it could've been chewed and swallowed if undiscovered. Ew ew ew EW!!!

With the hoo-ha surrounding the food poisoning deaths of late, I don't think the authorities are going to go easy on this one when we report it. It's one thing to know at the back of your head that food prepared outside of home is never hygienic, but it's quite another to actually see a bloody cockroach in your food.

BIL was furious and started kicking up a ruckus with the stall owner. "Is this how you run your stall? What happens if I had eaten this? You're history if I report you!" To which, the boss apologized and offered the excuse that someone had not covered the pot of chili properly the night before. Uhh, excuse me, our problem izzit?

The best part was after we showed them the offensive cockroach, they did not even bother to remove the contaminated pot of chili. It was still sitting there waiting for some hapless patron to scoop, eat and die of food poisoning. Redemption FAIL.

They offered to waive the rice off the bill, and we were like WTF lor. So buay sui. Want to waive, waive the whole goddamn bill or don't even bother. Damage control FAIL. First thing to shut a patron's mouth after such a damning thing has occurred is to waive the entire bill. Not that we would've taken it, cuz we have that much integrity, and we would still report this case anyway to save others from the terrible fate of munching on cockroaches.

Anyway, if you look closely at the pic, the cockroach is missing half its body. BIL was convinced the other half was already swimming in his stomach. Ew ew ew EW!!!!!!!!!! I had a roiling tummy and diarrhoea after that dreadful meal. Nevermind that I suffer from occasional bouts of diarrhoea. I am convinced it was the cockroach that brought it on.

Lackie, being the evil little cow that she is, was damn happy her dad ate a cockroach. Kept gloating and gleefully shrieking, "My daddy ate a cockroach! Hahahahahaa! Daddy loves to eat cockroaches!" Faint.

Babi's 32nd Bird Day

My smerri babi turned 32 today. And he was not a pleased moorwen. Kept lamenting about what an old man he's become. "Embrace your old age with grace." I told him. "Welcome to another day closer to the grave." Morbid lah, I know. But that's the way we talk to one other. Hey, whatever keeps our marriage afloat. :p

For the emperor's big day, I conspired with my MIL to surprise him with a homemade birthday cake. I put two and two together and came up with the bright idea to make sweet potato huat kway. Since MIL is so into her huat kway-making phase now and my babi is a such huge fan of sweet potato, well, you get my drift lah.

TA-DAAH!! Presenting my babi's birthday cake (completely unfindable anywhere else)...


It was supposed to be a surprise and I already pakat with MIL and FIL to keep it hush-hush so that we could present it to him, birthday candle and all. But big-mouth BIL had to blow the secret by announcing to my babi the minute he flounced in through the front door. "Aye, they made birthday cake for you leh." *slaps forehead* DUH!

Birthday presents. Who can do without them? No one, that's who. Despite my babi's violent protests that no pressies were required, blah blah, I could just tell that he did not mean one word of it. Like any other pressie-hungering moorwen, he was just gagging for me to bestow upon him an awe-inspiring gift that would prove just how deep my love for him is. Kekekekeke! After all, why would anyone keep hinting a month before his birthday..."Aye, don't buy for me anything ah. Really leh, I don't need anything." Ingenious. LOL!

I mean, seriously, can you say no when your hubby makes this face at you...


....while standing in the midst of some very fine watches at Dickson? Ok ok, so I caved in to my babi's sad puppy eyes and dropped some serious dough on his birthday pressie. I mean, can any softhearted woman say no to a face like this? I think not lor.

So I whipped out my plastic and handed it over for Babi's much-lemmed-for BALL watch. Akan datang for a pic on this bank-breaking investment. It's ok...all I have to do is eat giam pia and grass for remaining months of 2009. About time I went on a diet anyway. Besides, anything for my moorwen is worth it. :p

Finisher of 42km

Got the cert. 1 strike off my list & many more to go. Timing sucks!