Another outing with the handicappers!

Juz came back from a really fun trip with some of the coolest people on the planet. Destination was a little town up north. The trip started on the perfect note with me, Mr Ou & Cacy waiting for ZY at the bus stop. No big surprise as ZY is forever late. It was a miracle that we managed to reach the meeting point on time.

7 hrs of bus ride was what it took us to reach this famous little town. Managed to check into the hotel at 5am which was great as we badly needed a place to wash up after the long bus ride. As usual, me came prepared with a list of muz eat food. Lucky for me errrr… I mean us was 1st stop (Dim Sum Restaurant) was juz behind our hotel. Shared a room with CT & Mr Ou so we waited patiently for the restaurant to open their door to welcum us. Once the clock reached 6am, the 3 of us rushed to knock on the doors of the girls to invite them to breakfast. As friends might have read from my previous entry, most of the girls I noe r handicapped. I am sure u can tell by now I am an extremely good person. Luve to travel with handicapped. The girls instead of thanking us for waking them up started to verbally abuse us. It is not everyday you get to enjoyed breakfast with the company of 2.5 good looking guys. FYI, I am a full guy and between Mr Ou & CT, you should be grateful to get 1.5 guys. Haha. Toking about gratitude sia! It is ok de. The 3 of us are magnanimous people. Forgave them & the 3 of us went down on our own to eat. As usual, when the 3 of us were about to finish, the handicappers showed up & we had to wait for another 30 mins for them to finish eating. Handicapped eat bery slow de but lucky the 3 of us r bery patient people.

Our next destination was rafting which was great until Cacy, Mr Ou & Kennix decided to drift away while attempting to swim across the river. Hahahaha. Fantastic view from where we were standing. $ back leow just to see the panic look on their faces and hearing Cacy screaming for help. Caving was next. It was really boring at first as the guide kept pointing to some shadows on the walls claiming they looked like some animals. "All natural!", claimed the guide but all CT & I saw was people having sex. Cannot see any animal leh except for maybe doggie lor. Haha. One great virtue of Singaporean is we r really damm geh kiang de. Never trust any1 & keep tinking strangers r up to no good. When the guide told us to leave our bags outside for safekeeping, some nahbeh asshole (I tink it is either me or CT or both of us lor) claimed we can never do tat! Our tings confirmed will kenna stolen as every1 is out to steal from us de. So we put all our valuables into Cass’s bag & carried it into the cave. 1st part was still ok as we r all walking on perfect path. 2nd part was the fun part as we had to leopard crawl in milky water. The bag of 10 wallets, 10 passports, 10 handphones & camera turned out to be a total nitemare! Imagined squeezing through little gaps with the stupid treasure bag! Perfect lesson for geh kiang Singaporean! Hahahaha.

The day ended with a nice dinner with louzy service at a Chinese restaurant nearby. My favorite dish was the prince duck. Think I will recommend to all my friends that visit this small town in future.

The next morning, CT, Mr Ou & I decided to pay old town a visit & learning from yesterday's lesson, we decided not to wake the handicappers & let them have more beauty sleep. U noe ugly people needs to sleep a lot to becum beautiful de mah. Hehe. Old town was great! We were really lucky to have Mr Ou with us cuz he speaks cantonese like a true Hong Kong People. Every1 in old town speaks cantonese & all thanks to Mr Ou, everyting we ordered came in 3 instead of 1. Haha. Food was fantastic & the 3 of us being super greatest & nicest guys in the world decided to buy some food back for the handicappers. Pretty sure that the handicappers would definitely sing our praises this time as we let them sleep as much as they needed to turn beautiful and bought food for them but we were more than wrong lor! Handicappers turned mad dogs & started barking at us for not waking them up to go to the old town!

That's the story of slaves like us. We can neber do anyting rite! Overall, fantastic trip & I can't wait to serve the oppps ... I mean travel with my bunch of bestest and most favorites handicappers again!

Standard Chartered Marathon

Opened the mail today & saw the certificate. Awarded to Gan Choon Kiat for successfully completing the Half Marathon. Was really proud of myself for doing it. Major worries before the run was the torn ligaments on both of my knees. Really suay to tear my left ligament while playing basketball & even more suay to tear the right ligament while recovering from the operation of the 1st. Hahaha. Story of my life. Injuries all over the place. Next year will be the full marathon for me. Hopefully this time next year, I will receive my certificate for the full marathon.

Cass turned 36!

Check out the birdday girl kenna molested by the ever bian tai ZY!

The most impt person other than the birdday girl is not in the pic.

No prize for guessing the no. of candles on the cake ... the hint is not less than 35 lor.

I tink next year we need a bigger cake leow!

23 Dec is a small day for mankind but a big day for Cassandra. Today is the day she turned 36 lor. I have to admit she look onli 33. Cannot really tell she is already 36 leow. Beside the usual throwing her into the water, we (I mean me lor) bought her a cake to celebrate her 36th birdday. Told CT to get ready the cake while we tried to stall for time but as usual we can neber rely on CT not to fail us lor. He onli took 5 hrs instead of the usual 98 hrs to get 1 cake & 36 candles ready. I can see tears forming in Cass's eyes when she saw the cake. Many of them said is becuz she is touch but I tink she was juz afriad the fire formed by the 36 candles on the cake might accidentally burnt her lor. Happy 36th Birdday Cass!!!

I, Lackie

Yo yo yo, check it out! Uh-huh uh-huh...



Haro, my name is Lackie Gan and I am 2.5 years old. You may remember me from Ah Um's earlier posts. Well, I decided that age shall no longer be a barrier to enjoying the online activities that Ah Um and Ah Pek are so into. Enough of climbing onto Ah Um's lap and ordering her to scroll up and down and read to me liao. I am taking matters into my own hands now, nevermind if they're really small hands. I don't want to miss out on a single thing just because I'm small. *happy waves* :)



I have so many names. Lesser kids would be hopelessly confused, but not me. No siree, I know exactly what to answer to. I am Jermaine or Baby to Daddy and Mummy, Jiaxuan to Yeh Yeh and Nai Nai, Lackie or See Tua Pui to Ah Pek and Ah Um. Sat boh?

Let's be buay paiseh here lah. People often think I'm a little genius, and I do admit that I am super high IQ and quite the damn smart. My favorite thing is telling Ah Um I'm a princess and she's a see tua pui, but when I want that packet of Chickadee in her hands, I will tell her what she wants to hear...that she's the princess and I'm the see tua pui. Kiang boh? If I do say so myself lor...kekekeke. :p



Here I am posing with my greatest likeness. Can't tell us apart, can you? Didn't think so. ;) That's my ever-suffering Daddy in the background.

These are some of my favorite things in the whole wide world...

1) My stinky pink pillow (affectionately known as Zai Zai). I have come to rely on Zai Zai so much as my source of comfort that I cannot sleep without sniffing him. Never mind that his smell enough is alone to send everyone, especially Ah Um *evil grin* running in the opposite direction.

2) The thingy I always have stuffed into my mouth. That is known as my Du Du. I also have to have it to sleep, otherwise I'll be a cranky little spawn of Satan.



3) Barney (I love you, you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug,
and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me TOO!)...this should be the universal love song...ooh-weee!! I love Barney. Barney is my hero!



4) Xiao Ding Dang. Along with Barney, these are the two cartoons I have to force my beloved Ah Pek to watch with me over and over and over again. Like, I already know exactly when Barney is going to fall down or what Xiao Ding Dang will say next, but I still have to watch them again and again. I know Ah Pek thinks I'm torturing him, but I have no choice when Ah Um won't entertain me lor. :(

5) Ribena. One of my favorite drinks in the world. Especially when I am drinking it while walking. Most of the time I just spill it all over the floor and kena yelled by Yeh Yeh. *wicked grin*

6) Yakult. Another one of my favorite drinks in the world. I would finish all 5 if I could have it my way, but I can't, so... :(

7) Mum mum. I luuuuurrrrve to eat *slurp*. Even when I've already had my zhou and my milk-milk, I still have to stuff myself with another biscuit, another potato chip, another ice-cream, another Pocky...'nuff said! I spot food only I super lao nua...wah biang aye, sometimes I even have to catch myself in time and wipe some nua off with my sleeve...hahaha. I am the original Di Di Jiak...and no one can come close to beating me in yau kwee lor. If you want to be my best friend-friend, you only need to dangle food in my face and I will follow you, follow you wherever you may goooo......

Careful you can't shake me off after that though...kekekekeke! You know what they say about hungry ghosts. :p



8) Orh-orh. Here's me during Slumbertime. Don't I look absolutely to-die-for cuuute? Check out those porky lips and fat porky cheeks.

I'm such a pig I wouldn't wake up even if the room shook and caved in on me. Here's proof lor, check it out. Cheek kena pinch until blue-black still cannot wake up. Hai, sibeh jia lat wun me. :(



9) Bath-time with Ah Um. I don't usually like to pong pong, but Ah Um has me converted. Bath-time with her is fun and interactive...she actually teaches me how to scrub my armpits and between my toes. Plus she lets me play with bubbles and water...so shiok!!

I am usually dirty and grubby, but ever since Ah Um's lessons in bathing and hygiene...I have been very mindful about parking my filthy, unwashed ass where it doesn't belong, or anyhow touch or lean against dirty public places like I used to. I now know that the only time I am allowed on Ah Um's bed is when I'm clean and freshly bathed. Thank you for the lessons in cleanliness, Ah Um!



10) Terrorizing the entire Gan clan. I am known to fly off the handle when I'm cranky, and believe me, I am often cranky. These days, though, I am better behaved thanks to Ah Pek and Ah Um's strict discipline regime. All Ah Pek has to bark at me is, "I'm warning you ahh. 1...2..." and that alone would instill such terror in me I would stop pulling whatever stunt I'm pulling and shut the hell up. I wouldn't want to try him, man...I wouldn't know what shit will hit the ceiling once he gets to the count of 3.

Sianzzz. Cannot pull stunt with Ah Um either. I did try my darndest to ruffle her feathers by being as impossible as I could possibly be, and all it got me was such a tight slap my poor cheek smarted for the whole day after that. Baaad Ah Um. Now I know better than to try. :(

11) Hanging out with my favorite person in the world...my dearest Ah Pek. He's so cool and dotes on me so much. He has my deepest respect because we can be playmates, yet at the same time, he imparts much discipline and wisdom (which I so very much need!).



Heheh. Me and my Ah Pek are like soooo tight. Here's Ah Pek lying there unusually docile and quiet after I'm done ka-cheowing him the whole day. Can tell he super bushed hor? Ah Pek can't escape my evil clutches wun lah. I'm known to be the killer combination of super Energizer bunny and being utterly merciless lor *wicked evil grin*.



My m.o. in living...eat, fart and ka-cheow, for life is short. ;)



Flying kisses to all! Muaks!!

Stay tuned! ;)

BBQ

All of us

Cacy hard at work!

Cacy eating again!

Slave at work

No prize for guessing wat Cacy is doing! Haha

Lynn caught the DDC disease

The onli reason we had a bbq at downtown east is becuz Cacy wanted to eat bbq food. Lucky for us is not Portuguese egg tarts if not all of us got to fly to Macau leow. It is e usual bbq & the man (me & CT) doing all the work & serving the woman like they are king lor. Sometimes I really pity the girls’ cuz all of them are born without hands de. Whole nite juz sit there & gossip non stop waiting to be served. Wonder wat it feels like to be a handicapped? Tink I can apply for a handicapped pass so I can park at handicapped lot cuz I ferry Cacy ard a lot & she sure qualified as 1 of those underprivileged. Haha. It was a normal BBQ nite until CT decided to peek into ZY's HP. Mr Ow & I have absolutely nothing to do with it. ZY got so mad & speed off in anger. Shame on CT. Overall it was quite fun & can't wait for another opportunity for CT to peek.... ... opps I mean BBQ nite.